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40 lines
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.Dd 2020-08-23
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.Dt GOD 1
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.Os HitchHiker linux
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.Sh NAME
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.Nm God
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.Nd Who is this
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.Nm
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person anyway?
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.Sh SYNOPSIS
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.Nm
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is an omnipotent omnipresent being who may or may not exist, and may or
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may not have created the universe and everything in it.
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.Sh DESCRIPTION
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.Nm
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is ineffable and thus deifies description.
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.Sh HISTORY
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.Nm
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first appeared in the
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.Ar Middle Eastern
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region of the insignificant minor planet known as
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.Ar Earth
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some time before it's inhabitants knew any better than to trust ineffable,
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omniscient and/or omnipresent deities. Many
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.Ar wars
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have been fought in the name of
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.Nm
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, mostly centering around mis-translated scrolls. These scrolls, which have been
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ascribed to
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.Nm
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, were more than likely the result of too much sun whilst hearding goats in the
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desert. This begs the question why anyone would bother hearding goats in a
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desert, when both Scotland and Australia exist. Alas, if we knew the answer to
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that question we would likely have significatnly less use for
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.Nm
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.Sh AUTHOR
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.Nm
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has always either existed or not.
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.Sh SEE ALSO
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.Xr man 4
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