'...You hadn't exactly gone out of your way to call attention to them
had you? I mean like actually telling anyone or anything.'

'But the plans were on display...'

'On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.'

'That's the display department.'

'With a torch.'

'Ah, well the lights had probably gone.'

'So had the stairs.'

'But look you found the notice didn't you?'

'Yes,' said Arthur, 'yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a
locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the
door saying "Beware of The Leopard".'

- Arthur singing the praises of the local council planning department.