.Dd 2020-08-23
.Dt GOD 1
.Os HitchHiker linux
.Sh NAME
.Nm God
.Nd Who is this
.Nm
person anyway?
.Sh SYNOPSIS
.Nm
is an omnipotent omnipresent being who may or may not exist, and may or
may not have created the universe and everything in it.
.Sh DESCRIPTION
.Nm
is ineffable and thus deifies description.
.Sh HISTORY
.Nm
first appeared in the
.Ar Middle Eastern
region of the insignificant minor planet known as
.Ar Earth
some time before it's inhabitants knew any better than to trust ineffable,
omniscient and/or omnipresent deities. Many
.Ar wars
have been fought in the name of
.Nm
, mostly centering around mis-translated scrolls. These scrolls, which have been
ascribed to
.Nm
, were more than likely the result of too much sun whilst hearding goats in the
desert. This begs the question why anyone would bother hearding goats in a
desert when both Scotland and Australia exist. Alas, if we knew the answer to
that question we would likely have significatnly less use for
.Nm

.Nm
is often cited when one hairless ape descendent has engaged in stealing land
from another hairless ape descendent, or more commonly just after banging one's
toe against a bit of furniture just after getting out of bed in the morning,
in company of many much more colorful adjectives and exhortations. It is also
common practice to invoke
.Nm
whilst engaged in two person pushups. Humorously, many of those who take part in
this practice claim to not belive in
.Nm
or any other deity.
.Sh AUTHOR
.Nm
has always either existed or not.
.Sh SEE ALSO
.Xr su 1