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+.Dd 2020-08-23
+.Dt GOD 1
+.Os HitchHiker linux
+.Sh NAME
+.Nm God
+.Nd Who is this
+.Nm
+person anyway?
+.Sh SYNOPSIS
+.Nm
+is an omnipotent omnipresent being who may or may not exist, and may or
+may not have created the universe and everything in it.
+.Sh DESCRIPTION
+.Nm
+is ineffable and thus deifies description.
+.Sh HISTORY
+.Nm
+first appeared in the
+.Ar Middle Eastern
+region of the insignificant minor planet known as
+.Ar Earth
+some time before it's inhabitants knew any better than to trust ineffable,
+omniscient and/or omnipresent deities. Many
+.Ar wars
+have been fought in the name of
+.Nm
+, mostly centering around mis-translated scrolls. These scrolls, which have been
+ascribed to
+.Nm
+, were more than likely the result of too much sun whilst hearding goats in the
+desert. This begs the question why anyone would bother hearding goats in a
+desert, when both Scotland and Australia exist. Alas, if we knew the answer to
+that question we would likely have significatnly less use for
+.Nm
+.Sh AUTHOR
+.Nm
+has always either existed or not.
+.Sh SEE ALSO
+.Xr man 4
+
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 directed by this God person, who may or may not exist.
 .Sh SEE ALSO
 .Xr 42 1
+.Xr god 1